Beauty & the Geese.

Smile. Nod. Say something witty.

You know when youre brushing your teeth and you close your eyes and you can see the green toothpaste, and clouds with little Irish men wearing them as shoes to sweep your teeth clean, it feels so good.

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(via tessaviolet)